Infrequently updated. Art, gay stuff, and random junk.

lunaticmoth:

It’s even weirder when all that has already happened and you still find yourself wondering when you’re going to get to go home.
It takes a long time for “never” to set in. Wherever you are, make it your home, even if it’s strange. There’s no going back.

lunaticmoth:

It’s even weirder when all that has already happened and you still find yourself wondering when you’re going to get to go home.

It takes a long time for “never” to set in. Wherever you are, make it your home, even if it’s strange. There’s no going back.

Source: HpLyrikz.com

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It turns out procrastination is not typically a function of laziness, apathy or work ethic as it is often regarded to be. It’s a neurotic self-defense behavior that develops to protect a person’s sense of self-worth.

You see, procrastinators tend to be people who have, for whatever reason, developed to perceive an unusually strong association between their performance and their value as a person. This makes failure or criticism disproportionately painful, which leads naturally to hesitancy when it comes to the prospect of doing anything that reflects their ability — which is pretty much everything.

But in real life, you can’t avoid doing things. We have to earn a living, do our taxes, have difficult conversations sometimes. Human life requires confronting uncertainty and risk, so pressure mounts. Procrastination gives a person a temporary hit of relief from this pressure of “having to do” things, which is a self-rewarding behavior. So it continues and becomes the normal way to respond to these pressures.

Particularly prone to serious procrastination problems are children who grew up with unusually high expectations placed on them. Their older siblings may have been high achievers, leaving big shoes to fill, or their parents may have had neurotic and inhuman expectations of their own, or else they exhibited exceptional talents early on, and thereafter “average” performances were met with concern and suspicion from parents and teachers.

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Source: pawneeparksdepartment

unusualjourney:

what-rabbit-hole:

“some historians think that michelangelo was drawing god in a human brain. very few people knew what one looked like at the time; but michelangelo had dissected cadavers and would have known. it even has the hint of a brain stem. if true this would have been a great “fuck you” to the pope whom he was not friendly with but also would have meant god was in a human brain, or created by man.”

Interesting.

Cannot unsee.

(via lunaticmoth)

Source: what-rabbit-hole

"In short, to anyone with dating experience, “nice guy” sounds like “essentially lackluster, if largely unobjectionable male person.” And this is what you’re presenting as your best trait. This is what you aspire to. Now, I hear some of you complaining “women always say they want a nice guy.” I know lots of women — I’m even related to a few — and I can’t say I’ve ever heard any of them say that. I can’t prove it, but this sounds like one of those things stand-up comedians say about women and everyone else just repeats. I’ve also never known a woman who cries when she breaks a nail — although I’ve known a few who swear like a 15-year-old sailor in jail — and I’ve never had a woman ask me if her outfit made her look fat unless she actually wanted and subsequently appreciated my opinion. So either I’ve stumbled upon a secret trove of women who aren’t passive-aggressive sob machines, or you need to stop mistaking Dane Cook routines for peer-reviewed sociological studies. At any rate, if a woman does say “I just wish I could find a nice guy,” I would suggest this is the equivalent of “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse.” Which is to say, she’s not hoping you’ll say, “You’re in luck, I have a dead horse in my backyard!” The Sapir-Whorf hypothesis states that the way you use language shapes your perception of the world. (This should not be confused with the Sapir-Worf hypothesis, which states that the Romulans are lying and we should raise shields.) So maybe you’d become a better person if you started by not using such a flaccid, pallid term to refer to yourself. Here’s my suggestion: Instead of trying to be a nice guy, aspire to be a good man. You might be surprised at the results."

Source: Wired

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nijireiki:

actualcanadiansherlockholmes:

lennat:

Women.

Are.

Not.

There.

To.

Be.

USED!

Do you ever read something that changes the entire way you think?

Holy shit.

YOU DON’T OWE USEFULNESS TO ANYONE.

YOOO.

(via theoreticalconstruct)

Source: lennat

ask-shuffleberry:

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this is what butts sound like

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Source: shuffleberry

otlgaming:

MARIO PROPAGANDA

Since posting them last February, FRO Design Company has created several new Mario-inspired propaganda pieces. In fact, some of their pieces were even used in a short film for last year’s Machinima Interactive Film Festival.

The film was called First Person Goomba and it traces the life of a Goomba from childhood all the way to that skull crushing moment when they get Mario’s boot to the head. 

To purchase these prints, visit FRO Design Company’s website.

I actually kind of want to buy some of these. Awesome. (Especially the red menace. #sopredictable )

(via lunaticmoth)

Source: otlgaming

sonofahurricane:

genderbitch:

jazuthewasianprincess:

kingcheddarxvii:

floating-head:

your-blog-must-be-good-because-i:

Incestual Realization Of Han Solo 

literally crying with laughter.

This was at least twice as funny as I thought it was going to be.

FRI cK

Oh mYGIDIOTM<F

I died

I CAN’T EVEN OMFG I AM DYING OF LAUGHTER HERE IN THE CORNER

Source: youtube.com

demons:

GIs taking a rest in the bed of the house they’ve liberated

demons:

GIs taking a rest in the bed of the house they’ve liberated

Source: demons

caffeinatedfeminist:

theeverydaygoth:

alexandraerin:

princelybum:

pyroland:

This is in an art book I have and omfg i can’t stop laughing at it
“St. Nicholas Refusing His Mother’s Milk” is the title. The artist isn’t known.

a gem lost in time

“Look, mister, I don’t know who you are or what your game is, but if you don’t get out of my baguette right now then I swear this thing is going straight in your ear.”

And this is why I’m majoring in Art History.

Had the individual who painted this ever actually seen a breast? Or an infant?
While not on drugs?

I want to print this out as an inspirational poster. They both look so unhappy, it is fantastic. 

caffeinatedfeminist:

theeverydaygoth:

alexandraerin:

princelybum:

pyroland:

This is in an art book I have and omfg i can’t stop laughing at it

“St. Nicholas Refusing His Mother’s Milk” is the title. The artist isn’t known.

a gem lost in time

“Look, mister, I don’t know who you are or what your game is, but if you don’t get out of my baguette right now then I swear this thing is going straight in your ear.”

And this is why I’m majoring in Art History.

Had the individual who painted this ever actually seen a breast? Or an infant?

While not on drugs?

I want to print this out as an inspirational poster. They both look so unhappy, it is fantastic. 

(via sonofahurricane)

Source: pyroland